Quotes from 7-3-12

DM to Kate/Zorah -- "You're still working the circus."

Zorah -- "I'm getting fat on circus food then...as part of my disguise."

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Harlan/The Hood -- "Aaaugh!"

K/Z -- "What?!  What's wrong?"

H/TH -- "...no, that was in character!"

K/Z -- "...I thought you were upset about the chips."

H/TH -- "Aaaaugh!  THESE CHIPS ARE NOT TRIANGLES!  THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY QUADRANTS!!!" (Munches on a few)

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H/TH -- "I go to the potion aisle to look for hair dye."

DM: "Hair dye?!  Try the nature/chemist shop."

(laughter over confusion of where hair dye would be)

DM: "You're in the metrosexual part of the magic shop..."

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Hernando -- "I shit in your pants."

(A phrase used throughout the night in various forms)