Balthor: "What's this?"
Kirsi: "Oh, just a dying man's blood..."
Balthor: "Hm. Sass."
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Silvus: "Just in case anyone wants to know what it's like to enter a room with naked GOD ESSENCE -- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!"
Hernando: "It's hard to pee!"
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"We almost died...FOR BEER." (Silvus & Evellyn)
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Grimm/Death: "Does the halfling district have a store for reacher-grabbers? We could open a kiosk -- 'reach the shelf you've never been to before!'"
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Silvus: "Hernando carved his initials into the floor..."
Hernando: "NO, I DIDN'T!!" (Robbie's mouth full of chips)
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Lorthis: "Do any of you know the whereabouts of Lord Silvus?" (Jolly and Gina both burp)
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"She's going to the Raven Queen's temple in WHITE?"
"It's her away Jersey!"
(Stu and Robbie)
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"Pull a Magneto and freeze the water in his bladder!" (Stu)
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"I can't look at how schooled you got!" (Stu)
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"She took a 19th century boxing feat..." (Stu)
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Balthor: "You all still look like hell."
Evellyn: "How'd you expect us to look?"
Grimm/Death: "I'm still not in there and I look great."
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"This DOES look like a private show -- half-orc 'Bow Chicka Wow Wow!"
(Alright. Who's responsible for this one?!)
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